Star, when did he become a star again.
Either way, I always thought he was funny and way before his time.
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/andrew-dice-clay-files-for-divorce-1806647.story?ocid=answw11
“Little Boy Blue … he needed the money.”
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“Little Boy Blue … he needed the money.”
“Jack & Jill went up the hill, each with a buck fifty, Jill came down the hill with two fifty…oooh the f-ing whore. Ohhh…” (had to ask my wife that one - a Dice admirer)
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But, when she bent over, Rover took over. HAH! He gave her a bone of his own!!!
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But, when she bent over, Rover took over. HAH! He gave her a bone of his own!!!
This is Mrs. EndlessH2O’s reply:
“Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said What’s in the bowl B*tch?”
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Shave that p***y, it’s too damn hairy!
Ha! I saw him twice live in Philadelphia when he was still pretty much unknown.
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Little Jack horner, sat in a corner eating a pizza pie, he shit pepperoni, blew his friend tony and wiped it on his thigh.
Jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack burned off his fucking dick.
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3 blind mice. See how they run. …where the fuck they goin’?
Hickory, dickory, dock. Some chick was suckin my c–k. Half past two I drop my goo and dump da bitch off the next block. Oow!
He def had his 15 min. Too bad they weren’t up before Ford Fairlane!
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in the yard
When she took her panties off
His woolly d!ck got hard
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Either way, I always thought he was funny and way before his time.
I always thought he was funny, too. But, then I graduated HS…
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Oh well aren’t we special???
Funny, compared to today’s comedians, he is quite tame. I guess a bunch of us never matured after high school.
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There will always be a section of my brain that is incapable of maturing past the age of 15. That section still finds the old Dice pretty damn funny, but his newer stuff, not so much.
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I haven’t heard anything from him since 96, so I was in high school still. It was pretty damn funny.
He had a schtick like so many of the stand-up comedians of his time. It got old very quickly and he was done. Poof!
I bet we could name 20 just like him. The screaming guy. The sledge hammer guy. The “you might be a redneck” guy. The guy who spoke with no inflection. The fat chick/housewife. The guy who pulled props out of a toy box.
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I have the same problem. My says she thought she was marrying a 25 year old way back in 1998. It didn’t take her long to realize that she in fact married a 13 year old who has not matured one bit over the last 16 years. And I still like Dice as well.
I never found him all that funny.
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Ha! I saw him twice live in Philadelphia when he was still pretty much unknown.
John DeBella’s Comedy Factory Outlet, right after “Pretty In Pink”
I never found him all that funny.
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He had a schtick like so many of the stand-up comedians of his time. It got old very quickly and he was done. Poof! .
He has appeared in seven films since 2007. Hollywood is full of actors trying to make a living, he is one of them. He talked about wanting to be an actor from the beginning.
Tough business, but a tough guy with a New York accent will probably always have a role here-and-there.
I’ve always liked him, not the stand-up, his screen presence.