Almonte California, April 1, 2014 - Ruiz Enterprises is proud to announce the introduction of the WattBooster, a game-changing entry in the field of bicycle power meters. The WattBooster was invented to address a crucial shortcoming of today’s power meters: they read too low! Yes, you’ve suspected it all along, and our intensive research conducted over multiple days has confirmed that other powermeters uniformly underestimate your actual performance as compared with your virtual mental athletic profile! Conventional powermeters are limited to actual power output, which is then reduced by drivetrain friction, rolling resistance, aerodynamic drag, as well as your own lack of training, and genetic limitations. Only the WattBooster power meter adjusts your workout files to incorporate your self-assessed power output based on your personal self-image and planned rather than actual workouts. You knew all along that you were a superb athlete, and now the WattBooster can prove it to the world!
Unique WattBooster features include:
The only power meter on the market guaranteed to match your own imaginary athletic potential with 100% accuracy!WattBooster files are guaranteed to produce the world’s highest wattage and speed data or your money back!World’s largest power meter, with super-visible graphics so that everyone will know you’ve got the savvy and financial resources to afford the Rolls Royce of powermeters.Use the supplied app to set your personal “Power-Booster” profile. First, you perform a five minute FTP (fallacious threshold power) test at 50% of your maximum heart rate. You then use convenient sliders to set your own personal power parameters that will guarantee a new PR the first time you use your WattBooster!Generates completely foolproof Strava GPS segments based on your selected personal “Power-Booster profile.” You know you deserve that KOM, let the WattBooster make it happen!Includes two free pre-loaded athlete profiles: “Spartacus” for road racers, and “Starky” for triathletes.Manufactured from the most expensive materials available, including the highest grade carbon fiber, titanium, berrylium, and platinum. We know you won’t settle for anything less than the most overpriced boutique product possible!The WattBooster ensures that you can nail all of your training. Combine it with our Magic Chip to optimize your race results without all the hard work of actually training!
Today’s athletes don’t compete for personal satisfaction or actual race results, they compete for social media status, and the WattBooster is your quick ticket to online stardom. Get a WattBooster power meter today and become the virtual athlete of your dreams!
Price: $5,999
For more information, contact:
Ruiz Enterprises
B. Johnson Industrial Complex
1919 White Sox Way
Almonte, CA 90555
At that price, a hair under 6K, I question the quality. Will they offer a higher end model?
Also, can I get it in teal?
Hey, this is D.V. Ous, the CEO of Ruiz Enterprises. Glad our new product is getting a good reception on slowtwitch.
Rest assured that we can deliver a great product at that price point thanks to the very good connections we have in China, our contributions to the local Party officials have ensured us we have been able to connect with the most reputable vendors at the lowest possible price.
We certainly would consider a higher end model. How much are you willing to pay?
Not to worry, our DOS-based operating system is compatible with most recent PCs, as long as they have a minimum spec of an 8 mhz 286 chip and 500K of RAM.
Sorry, our product is not compatible with current generations of PowerCranks. To be Frank, I don’t know the answer right now but I can get back in a Day.
looks aero as on the cervo…wish i had a cervo like that
Glad you noticed the Cervo. This new bike will be introduced by our Chinese manufacturing partner very soon. It’s the result of years of wind tunnel research and engineering. Rest assured that any similarity to competing products is entirely accidental and not the result of IP theft.
Does it boost the power readings for just one leg or both?
Sounds like a steal if it boosts power for both legs!
You’re in luck, our device does in fact boost the power output from both legs. The app does have a slider for adjusting left/right power balance as we felt this was an essential feature.
Is there a pre-sale, or do you have these in stock?? What time do I need to log-in in order to get one of these?
You can log in tonight at 11:59 pm to place your order. We accept account numbers for any bank or brokerage account, as well as gold bullion or your first born.
I sincerely thank you for pointing out this horrendous oversight. I suppose it does little to point out that our large chainring is 70 teeth so the small chainring is the equivalent of most large chainrings. Nonetheless we take this mistake very seriously. Our art director will be committing seppuku shortly.
