http://fox6now.com/2014/03/30/humane-society-officials-floored-by-impact-brewers-hank-has-had/
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=brewers+mascot+hank&FORM=VIRE5#view=detail&mid=DEF94AF4929953005191DEF94AF4929953005191
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=10621079
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http://mobile.onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/hankthedogaprilfools.html
Hank mauls hot dog. Sad, indeed…
April Fools.
Gotta love April first!
Jodi
I’ve been gladly fooled; and yes, a tint of red in my face. 
http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/new-brewers-mascot-hank-dog-won-opening-day/
That was mean Jodi…
Besides, the hot dog was asking for it.
Alas, I tried to start the LR room week with a cheery post. I failed. Wow!
As least your story ended with, "Hank is still better and cuter than “whatever the hell that new Cubs mascot thing is.”
As a Cubs fan, I’m more disappointed in that Cubs mascot thing than I am with their century plus losing streak. It’s that bad.
Edit: Add more appropriate pic
LOL
This thread and the responses got me into the April Fools spirit.