How many people are on this board?
I will guess 1,000.
How many have committed voter fraud?
Do you mean in political elections or on the ST Reader’s poll?
Yes
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Yes. I fill out my ballot, my wife’s ballot, one for my son (he’s 9) and one for each of my three cats. All by absentee. Amazing that they keep sending ballots for someone named “The Hammer”, but look at this way… I’m doing *extra *democracy.
How many people are on this board?
I will guess 1,000.
I’ll guess 999. What do we win?!
What was the fraud you committed?
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No, but I have disenfranchised myself.
I can see where you are going with this. There are 1000 people on this board, and none of those admits to committing voter fraud. Therefore, your scientific survey is proof that voter fraud is nonexistent.
Does voting for Obama but telling someone I voted Romney mean I committed fraud?
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Does voting for Obama but telling someone I voted Romney mean I committed fraud?
That just means that you voted for a fraud.
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Does voting for Obama but telling someone I voted Romney mean I committed fraud?
That just means that you voted for a fraud.
Fraud is fraud
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What was the fraud you committed?
Accepted something for my vote.
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That is interesting. In which election?
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What was the fraud you committed?
Accepted something for my vote.
You took a pin from Clinton didn’t you???
That is interesting. In which election?
Most
That is interesting. In which election?
The one I remember the most was a City Councilman Named Clark was running, and he gave me a Clark bar. I thought that was cute.
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At some point, in exchange for the Clark bar, did he suggest you might go out of state and vote for the liberal candidate?
Maybe once you accepted the Clark bar, you got the nod, and they took you to a warehouse.
Congregated at this warehouse was every welfare queen and illegal immigrant in the state.
You were provided a fake id, a cover story and a destination.
“Go to Pennsylvania and vote for Patrick Murphy. If anyone asks, you’re 73 years old, don’t have a drivers license”.
Before departing you took an oath of secrecy.
Is this what happened?
What was the fraud you committed?
Umm, pretending to be Big Kahuna? What’s up with your sig?
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My district’s congressman (D) tells me that voter fraud doesn’t exist, so I vote about 20 times each election.
Not true, but if I would vote a hundred times if it meant getting our idiot county executive out of office.