Mississippi sex ed: "girls who have sex are dirty filthy used up peices of chocolate"

When will people learn that abstinence only education is not effective? Mississippi has abysmal teen pregnancy rates and std rates compared to the rest of the country. Here is their solution…

"The curricula adopted by the school district in Oxford called on students to unwrap a piece of chocolate, pass it around class and observe how dirty it became.

“They’re using the Peppermint Pattie to show that a girl is no longer clean or valuable after she’s had sex — that she’s been used,” said Barnard, who works in public health. “That shouldn’t be the lesson we send kids about sex.”

Girls are dirty filthy useless whores after everyone touches them! Wtf!?

Heres the article.

http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-79804977/

A piece of chocolate? Facepalm. Yeah while trying to promote abstinence to teenagers whose hormones are raging like a Cat 1 hurricane, let’s use the inherently erotic symbolism of chocolate. Good idea.

http://www.erikatipoweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lips-mouth-sexy-chocolate.jpg

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What’s missing is that they were passing it mouth to mouth.

“They’re using the Peppermint Pattie to show that a girl is no longer clean or valuable after she’s had sex — that she’s been used,” said Barnard, who works in public health.

What’s wrong with PP?

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/069/f/9/peppermint_patty_fighting_marcie_by_waffengrunt-d79qdlu.png

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I’m pretty sure that if you took a peppermint pattie and passed it around a room full of people, I’d still take a bite once it got to me.

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Outrageous that we’re only focusing on the peppermint candy as FEMALE, too.

YES! Its ironic isnt it. Trying to teach girls to value their bodies by telling them that theyre worthless. Disgusting.

http://www.erikatipoweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lips-mouth-sexy-chocolate.jpg

This mouth would be much sexier without the tartar buildup.

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I think thats just a bad bonding job. Im no dentist however.

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I’m pretty sure that if you took a peppermint pattie and passed it around a room full of people, I’d still take a bite once it got to me.

Be honest, you’d ram that thing down your throat quicker than you can say mint
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I’m pretty sure that if you took a peppermint pattie and passed it around a room full of people, I’d still take a bite once it got to me.

Be honest, you’d ram that thing down your throat quicker than you can say mint

Confirm. Deny. Neither.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3456/3349197776_859240223a_m.jpg
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A piece of chocolate? Facepalm. Yeah while trying to promote abstinence to teenagers whose hormones are raging like a Cat 1 hurricane, let’s use the inherently erotic symbolism of chocolate. Good idea.

The eroticism of chocolate doesn’t help their cause, but it seems that the chocolate gag would have been far more effective if the males in the classroom were instructed to ejaculate on it before passing it along. Clearly, no girl wants to be thought of as a dirty, used piece of chocolate, but guys have a high tolerance for bad reputations. On the other hand, no one (in their right mind) will go near a dirty, used piece of chocolate that is covered in jizz.

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“When will people learn that abstinence only education is not effective?”

When they stop becoming Catholics? :slight_smile:

Hey, its Mississippi.

I would like to see the lesson plan for that.

Sexual Chocolate - Mic Drop - Exit Stage Right

. http://vimeo.com/3407350

I think it would be sexier if it wasn’t a dude’s mouth.

“They’re using the Peppermint Pattie to show that a girl is no longer clean or valuable after she’s had sex — that she’s been used,” said Barnard, who works in public health.

What’s wrong with PP?

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/069/f/9/peppermint_patty_fighting_marcie_by_waffengrunt-d79qdlu.png

Sounds like these educators thought long and hard about what kind of candy would be the demo model. A tootsie roll will do double duty later in the term.

But other than that Mississippi is perfect.
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Yeah, let’s further degrade their already low self esteem. That way they are so much easier to exploit once they turn 18! Channeling Matthew McConaughey “I get older, they stay the same age!” These damaged goods sure are great in the sack!

Why do I feel like a passed around chocolate right now?

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