Clever. Before I opened, it reminded me of this busted guy I used to work with in construction. His name was frank and we called him the Total Package. He was a juiced up bodybuilder who did exotic dancing on the side. One night we were out having some beers and he was complaining about pain in his crotch. Went to the bathroom and came back relieved. Turned out he had a string tied around his sack and shaft. A trick exotic dancers use to make their package look bigger.
Nah. That’s just an alternative tuning - EADCBE.
My son is playing the mandoline now. Turns out that thing has a top string that’s tuned higher than the two middle strings. You have something like that going on, but different.
Clever. Before I opened, it reminded me of this busted guy I used to work with in construction. His name was frank and we called him the Total Package. He was a juiced up bodybuilder who did exotic dancing on the side. One night we were out having some beers and he was complaining about pain in his crotch. Went to the bathroom and came back relieved. Turned out he had a string tied around his sack and shaft. A trick exotic dancers use to make their package look bigger.
Doesn’t steroid use make your balls go bye-bye? Or am I misinformed?
My Ukelele tunes GCEA with G on top being higher than the rest. Mrs. Duffy plays banjo which also has a high G on the top (unless she’s using the railroad spike).
Clever. Before I opened, it reminded me of this busted guy I used to work with in construction. His name was frank and we called him the Total Package. He was a juiced up bodybuilder who did exotic dancing on the side. One night we were out having some beers and he was complaining about pain in his crotch. Went to the bathroom and came back relieved. Turned out he had a string tied around his sack and shaft. A trick exotic dancers use to make their package look bigger.
Doesn’t steroid use make your balls go bye-bye? Or am I misinformed?
That would explain the need for the string.
My Ukelele tunes GCEA with G on top being higher than the rest. Mrs. Duffy plays banjo which also has a high G on the top (unless she’s using the railroad spike).
Yeah, I think that’s what he has as well. Probably because when I said mandoline I meant ukelele.
My Ukelele tunes GCEA with G on top being higher than the rest. Mrs. Duffy plays banjo which also has a high G on the top (unless she’s using the railroad spike).
Yeah, I think that’s what he has as well. Probably because when I said mandoline I meant ukelele.
What? You have some kind of brain injury or something? 
Clever. Before I opened, it reminded me of this busted guy I used to work with in construction. His name was frank and we called him the Total Package. He was a juiced up bodybuilder who did exotic dancing on the side. One night we were out having some beers and he was complaining about pain in his crotch. Went to the bathroom and came back relieved. Turned out he had a string tied around his sack and shaft. A trick exotic dancers use to make their package look bigger.
Doesn’t steroid use make your balls go bye-bye? Or am I misinformed?
That would explain the need for the string.
That’s what I was thinking. But I doubt that if the sack is shriveled up really bad you will be able to tighten that string so far that you’ll actually excite the ladies. (or men - OP doesn’t state how frank rolls).
I told you, this guy was the total package.
That is probably why he had to tie them together. Unfortunately we had all seen his dick on numerous occasions since he liked to whip it out at any opportunity. A girl that hung out occasionally (no pun intended) took a polaroid and made copies that were passed around the bar to embarrass him once. Your dick does not shrink with steroid use. And the shrinkage is minimal anyways, and reverses after you taper off them.
My Ukelele tunes GCEA with G on top being higher than the rest. Mrs. Duffy plays banjo which also has a high G on the top (unless she’s using the railroad spike).
Yeah, I think that’s what he has as well. Probably because when I said mandoline I meant ukelele.
What? You have some kind of brain injury or something?
Hey! They’re both little guitars that make twinkly little sounds instead of manly distorted power chord sounds. Anybody could confuse the two.
Your dick does not shrink with steroid use. And the shrinkage is minimal anyways, and reverses after you taper off them.
That’s pretty confused. If it doesn’t shrink, then there’s nothing to be reversed.
Which leads to two obvious questions: Does your brain shrink with Lavender Room use? And have you considered tapering off of it? 
Clever. Before I opened, it reminded me of this busted guy I used to work with in construction. His name was frank and we called him the Total Package. He was a juiced up bodybuilder who did exotic dancing on the side. One night we were out having some beers and he was complaining about pain in his crotch. Went to the bathroom and came back relieved. Turned out he had a string tied around his sack and shaft. A trick exotic dancers use to make their package look bigger.
I guess he didn’t read the “If erection lasts more than 4 hours, call your physician”?
My Ukelele tunes GCEA with G on top being higher than the rest. Mrs. Duffy plays banjo which also has a high G on the top (unless she’s using the railroad spike).
Holy hipster alert you two! Or were you guys playing those “before it was cool”? Is your uke just your backup instrument you play when your accordion is in the shop?
My Ukelele tunes GCEA with G on top being higher than the rest. Mrs. Duffy plays banjo which also has a high G on the top (unless she’s using the railroad spike).
Holy hipster alert you two! Or were you guys playing those “before it was cool”? Is your uke just your backup instrument you play when your accordion is in the shop?
I got mrs Duffy the banjo in 2011 for her birthday and she got back at me by getting me a guitar for mine. Then for Xmas in 2013 she got me a ukelele. No idea if that’s before or after it was cool. I wasn’t aware that banjo/ukelele was cool (or pre-cool?).
We can play Wagon Wheel. Is that cool?
Clever. Before I opened, it reminded me of this busted guy I used to work with in construction. His name was frank and we called him the Total Package. He was a juiced up bodybuilder who did exotic dancing on the side. One night we were out having some beers and he was complaining about pain in his crotch. Went to the bathroom and came back relieved. Turned out he had a string tied around his sack and shaft. A trick exotic dancers use to make their package look bigger.
Doesn’t steroid use make your balls go bye-bye? Or am I misinformed?
Estrogen does.
Your balls shrink, not your dick. You balls grow back after you cycle off.
I think the lr does shrink one’s brain. How
Many times can one have the same conversation with morey, sloppy, etc without giving in to the stupidity.