I didn’t even read the whole article I was laughing so hard at the headline. You go, grandma.
Mrs Duffy had known about this for 20 years.
I just threw up in my mouth!
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i’m scared to watch the video.
I just threw up in my mouth!
What did you do with it?
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I just threw up in my mouth!
What did you do with it?
I rubbed it on my face of course. 15 minutes and then washed it off.
This was a sub-plot in that tv show Nip/Tuck. I think Joan Rivers or someone was initially pushing it as a facial anti-aging cream.
Hi slowtwitch.
This is Mrs. Duffy here and felt I needed to chime in here using my husband’s membership.
I’ve been having my husband apply these facials for years and credit them for my youthful looks. Also it’s fun to apply and feels great when it goes on!
I’m 41 and people always say I look younger. I even sometimes get carded when I buy wine.
I went to my 20 year reunion a couple of years ago and everyone was commenting that I looked like I hadn’t aged at. I was asked several times what’s my secret. The answer? Semen facials!
Ladies of slowtwitch, you have to do this!!!
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Hi slowtwitch.
This is Mrs. Duffy here and felt I needed to chime in here using my husband’s membership.
I’ve been having my husband apply these facials for years and credit them for my youthful looks. Also it’s fun to apply and feels great when it goes on!
I’m 41 and people always say I look younger. I even sometimes get carded when I buy wine.
I went to my 20 year reunion a couple of years ago and everyone was commenting that I looked like I hadn’t aged at. I was asked several times what’s my secret. The answer? Semen facials!
Ladies of slowtwitch, you have to do this!!!
I was just about to reply to your reply with a “Your reply is useless without pics”, but I can’t stop laughing…it truly is an out of body experience to tell ya’. Maybe I should get Mrs. Endless H2O to give her response too.
Semen facials? Human? Human semen is ok, but Moose semen facials, that’s the shiznit. I don’t look a day over 12.
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If you get any surf rash on your chest, it can clear that up too. It’s also good at clearing up saddle sores, or any soreness in the hinterlands.
And it whitens teeth.
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Hi slowtwitch.
This is Mrs. Duffy here and felt I needed to chime in here using my husband’s membership.
I’ve been having my husband apply these facials for years and credit them for my youthful looks. Also it’s fun to apply and feels great when it goes on!
I’m 41 and people always say I look younger. I even sometimes get carded when I buy wine.
I went to my 20 year reunion a couple of years ago and everyone was commenting that I looked like I hadn’t aged at. I was asked several times what’s my secret. The answer? Semen facials!
Ladies of slowtwitch, you have to do this!!!
I bet you have a lot of pearl necklaces too
Semen facials? Human? Human semen is ok, but Moose semen facials, that’s the shiznit. I don’t look a day over 12.
so that would make you a . . . homoosexual?
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I am trying to pun back at you but I am stumped.
Here’s a moose gif for stumping me.
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Bulltwinkle…
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I am stuck in a rut, this is such bull.
And it whitens teeth.
“She had the whitest teeth I ever came across”
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Hi slowtwitch.
This is Mrs. Duffy here and felt I needed to chime in here using my husband’s membership.
I’ve been having my husband apply these facials for years and credit them for my youthful looks. Also it’s fun to apply and feels great when it goes on!
I’m 41 and people always say I look younger. I even sometimes get carded when I buy wine.
I went to my 20 year reunion a couple of years ago and everyone was commenting that I looked like I hadn’t aged at. I was asked several times what’s my secret. The answer? Semen facials!
Ladies of slowtwitch, you have to do this!!!
Does it hurt if you get it in your eyes by mistake?
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when the VP of the US can shoot someone in the face and still get an apology to boot, then you know we’ve cum a long way.
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these first responders got a free facial http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/greyhound-bus-shoots-load-of-bull-semen-all-over-nashville-interstate/
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