Crazy bee-atch in Florida (um, duh where else?) rips apart a Mcdonalds.
http://gawker.com/topless-florida-woman-wrecks-mcdonalds-pauses-to-guzzl-1560811384
Thanks for the tease ass hole! St. Pete is only 20 minutes away and I’m dreaming about how to get that chic’s digits. All you did was tease me with that thong pic and the idea of her guzzling dairy.
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Go get her Tiger!
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Go get her Tiger!
If all goes well I will be flossing my teeth with that thong by midnight.
Chainpin’s a she?
Drugs make people do funny things.
A few months ago around midnight my girlfriend and I awoke to what sounded like two girls arguing outside our window. We looked, and it was one girl, early 20’s, wearing a tiara and a nice yellow summer dress that was covered in dirt and all torn up, and no shoes. She was arguing with herself and pacing back and forth in a jerky, convulsing fashion, getting spooked by nothing, then back to her argument, then rolling on the ground, and back to arguing again etc.
My girlfriend calls the cops and I lean out the window and am all like “hey, you ok?” And she looks up in fear/surprise with this totally drugged up look ill never forget. To be honest she looked like a zombie from the walking dead.
Anyways, the cops came and managed to calm her down at which point she told them she had been on meth for 2 days.
Coming to a town near you- METH.
I’m kind of surprised that no one tried to stop her. Obviously, no concealed weapon to worry about. Opportunity to get a gratuitous grope in.
Why didn’t someone just shoot her. It was in Florida, wasn’t it?
And if I was the manager of that store and saw that video of my staff members laughing at the store getting trashed, guess who I’d be getting to clean that shit up?
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Why didn’t someone just shoot her. It was in Florida, wasn’t it?
And if I was the manager of that store and saw that video of my staff members laughing at the store getting trashed, guess who I’d be getting to clean that shit up?
The new employees that you replaced them with?
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Why didn’t someone just shoot her. It was in Florida, wasn’t it?
And if I was the manager of that store and saw that video of my staff members laughing at the store getting trashed, guess who I’d be getting to clean that shit up?
The new employees that you replaced them with?
No. The one’s that laughed. Just before I fired them.
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I watched a bit of that but muted it because the employee laughing was annoying. I thought the same thing. I would not want someone working for me if they thought that was funny.
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One of my ICU patients is laid up with a head injury, thoracic trauma, and external fixators on his pelvis and both lower extremities. Medically induced coma. Dude took a leap from a 4th story apartment building and landed on his feet (mostly).
People say cocaine is a helluva drug. No. PCP is a helluva drug. Coke and meth make you a pain in the ass; PCP turns you into ghetto superman. If that chick were on PCP, she’d have ripped the counter from the floorboards, chewed up and shit out the register, and peeled off her skin like a wetsuit in T1.
If I were working at McDonald’s for next to nothing I probably wouldn’t care what was happening to the store either. It was funny! What were they supposed to do?
I thought the laughing girl was a keeper - she’s got personality . . .
as far as the cleanup, that will be paid for by insurance and conducted by a contractor.
I watched a bit of that but muted it because the employee laughing was annoying. I thought the same thing. I would not want someone working for me if they thought that was funny.
Dude, take a chill pill. That shit was funny! If you don’t think so…get the stick out of your ass.
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I watched a bit of that but muted it because the employee laughing was annoying. I thought the same thing. I would not want someone working for me if they thought that was funny.
Dude, take a chill pill. That shit was funny! If you don’t think so…get the stick out of your ass.
It is hard for me to find humor in people acting like total idiots and trashing things that don’t belong to them. I just checked and there is no stick up my ass, though I can send you scented candle that smells just like it if you’re into that kind of thing.
Apparently this is her:
http://gawker.com/this-is-the-florida-woman-behind-the-topless-mcdonalds-1561300866
She threw a tantrum after one of the employees at McD’s refused her offer of a bj.
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Florida? Check.
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Florida? Check.
Where else would something like this happen?