…and she is moaning sexily in her sleep. How can I tell if she is dreaming about me?
Greg
Edited to add missing word
…ummm…so many things I want to say…
If it were me…I’d get involved in the dream…you know?
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Keep trying, Greg.
whose wife is it?
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Unlikely it’s you since it’s doubtful that your womens’ dream man posts to the LR while in bed.
whose wife is it?
;-))
Good one.
G
Just don’t get pissed when she says my name.
…ummm…so many things I want to say…
If it were me…I’d get involved in the dream…you know?
Well, I would, but she has said she doesn’t like to be awakened just for sex. So, I’d be taking a big chance. Could ruin the morning…
Maybe it would work if I say, “Hey, did you hear that noise?” if she wakes up.
Greg
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Who says she has to wake up?
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Who says she has to wake up?
OK, that does it. Whatever happens, just know that I love all of you guys…
G
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Aren’t you at least a little curious what she is dreaming about?
“Re: Wife is Laying Next to Me in Bed”
Laying is a transitive thing - you do it to something.
Lying is intransitive - you just do it.
So if she is ***laying ***in bed while ***lying ***next you, she’s gettin’ it on with someone/something with you as an interested observer.
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Who says she has to wake up?
OK, that does it. Whatever happens, just know that I love all of you guys…
G
I think we need to have a memorial for Greg. His wife was dreaming of an encounter with Russell Crowe and he foolishly woke her up and interrupted her dream. RIP Greg.
Typical online forum responses: lotta crap, no substance.
Grab a boob. Might not answer your question but…wait what was the question? Congratulations, you’re now holding a boob.
…ummm…so many things I want to say…
If it were me…I’d get involved in the dream…you know?
Well, I would, but she has said she doesn’t like to be awakened just for sex. So, I’d be taking a big chance. Could ruin the morning…
Maybe it would work if I say, “Hey, did you hear that noise?” if she wakes up.
Greg
Smack her full face with a pillow. When she wakes up, say “Hey sleepyhead, look who woke up?”
Then try your magic. If it does not work, you can giggle at the fact you smacked her full face with a pillow.
Go downstairs and bang a lot of shit around to wake her up. Go back to bed and tell her that you beat off an intruder. Scratch that, tell her that you repelled an intruder. If tht doesnt set the mood nothing will and you should take the prior advice and score some boob.
Laying is a transitive thing - you do it to something.
Lying is intransitive - you just do it.
So if she is ***laying ***in bed while ***lying ***next you, she’s gettin’ it on with someone/something with you as an interested observer.
Well, if you wanted to kill the mood, I guess a grammar lesson would do it.
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Still stingin’ from the Jay Giles debacle, eh? Not to worry - refer to the post prior to yours - someone still appreciates a good red ink session!
I aim to please!